MOUNTAIN CUR SECURITY AND SURVEILLANCE SERVICES

Neighborhood Watch

Whether it's shady men walking down the street without a dog, nefarious women pushing strollers, or old ladys minding their own business, Mountain Cur Maui makes it all his business.

Feline Patrol

Cats roaming around with impunity?  He's not having it!

Squirrel Management

Mountain Cur Maui is a neighborhood leader in squirrel KPIs such as Time-To-Tree (TTT), Top Speed Persuit (TSP), and Squirrel Trapped Between House and Fence (STBHAF)

Shady Person Detection

Let Mountain Cur Maui put his Shady Person Detection superpower to work for you.  He can detect poor driving records, bad credit, bad breath, cruelty toward animals, and a host of other undesireable traits in a person at first sight and he's not shy about letting the neighborhood hear about it before it's too late.

Lawn Service

He’ll help you keep your yard well hydrated and rolled around on and his appetite for grass will minimize traditional lawn service requirements.

Floral Designs

Decorate with flowers that you’ll never forget, including classic bouquets and trendy floral walls.